Apparently I Need A Title

kentmckellan:

my new resume

I want to read Civil War

rainbowlightsaber:

But at the same time I don’t

Because

me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on

People 7173822 miles away: omfg you're so cute how are you single

People around me: omfg i didn't know potatoes walked

People who frequent baby name websites:

thelegendofjenna:

Expecting parents

Writers

Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?

Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*

mom: you look bad but if thats what you want to wear

me: thanks mom

japanese song: japanese lyrics
me: wait they said 'kokoro' THAT MEANS HEART
me: IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE HEART

pr0fessah:

i cant draw

person: hey wanna hang out

thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this

That shitty moment when you’ve ingested enough caffeine to make your hands shake and your heart flip around like some acrobatic motherfucking hamster thing. And you’re all like, “Oh, it’s three in the morning, I should probably —” but your feet dance the hell away from the bed, and jeez, now you’re on tumblr, and oh god is that RDJ lemme get some of that sweet ass yum man I’m fucked for tomorrow … .

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me: 
me: is that the sun

laytonsass:

reading bad fanfiction of your otp