I’m laughing my ass off ‘cause it’s 43 degrees here, and it’s motherfucking May (like what the fuck) and the rest of the country is stewing in a cesspit of horrid 60s and 70s, and it’s so nice and crisp here -
- except on Tuesday it’s supposed to shoot up to 82 and WHY
Ranting, bitching, whining. Best to ignore.
;laksdf;ljsdf Mr. Park what the fuck are you doing
Where did it happen? Near the Brickyard? I mean, since so many people have been hit by this guy, I think the police will have to get off their lazy asses to do something. He’s gonna get caught and hopefully soon.
Yup, Brickyard. He drove down to a Tony’s supermarket and got another lady’s purse as well, before disappearing to wherever it is robbers disappear to.
As for the police, there’s only so much they can do. By the time the police are contacted, the mugger has gotten away. People are usually too busy making sure the victim is okay to call on the spot, which in turn leaves ample time for the guy to run and hide. Or attack somewhere else.
So far, he’s only gone after women who are alone, carrying short-handled handbags. So, I dunno, warn your parents, travel in groups, and wear across-the-body purses. Also, the attacks all occurred before 3 pm, in broad daylight, in the view of cameras.
He doesn’t give a shit.
It’s okay, she’s okay - it even landed on the news, since the same guy attacked another parking lot nearby about an hour later. Police have been creeping around the area, but the guy didn’t make a move today, and with amount of money he got away with, he’ll probably lay low for a while. If he’s nabbing money for drugs, he’ll be forced to resurface eventually, and he’s garnered enough victims that identifying him will - hopefully - be easier. Hopefully.
That shitty moment when you’ve ingested enough caffeine to make your hands shake and your heart flip around like some acrobatic motherfucking hamster thing. And you’re all like, “Oh, it’s three in the morning, I should probably —” but your feet dance the hell away from the bed, and jeez, now you’re on tumblr, and oh god is that RDJ lemme get some of that sweet ass yum man I’m fucked for tomorrow … .
I like to wrestle sharks with my thighs.
And the new ones are kinda pretty this time.
Jesus fucking Christ.
A huge, dark thousand-legger just shot out of the air vent in my room. For those of you who are unfamiliar with thousand-leggers, they look like this:
I have never moved that fast in my life.
GUESS WHO ISN’T SLEEPING TONIGHT.