Apparently I Need A Title

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I’d sell your heart to the junkman, baby, for a buck,

For a buck.

“God’s Away On Business” by Tom Waits

you get rejected by your crush

now your kokoro

is brokoro

mageofbutts:

blingostarr:

spiswatchingyou:

i-steal-your-pantsu:

videohall:

Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.

what the hell

oh my gOD

i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part

thaaat’s pretty cool

i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life

I love humanity sometimes.

Jesus fucking Christ.

A huge, dark thousand-legger just shot out of the air vent in my room. For those of you who are unfamiliar with thousand-leggers, they look like this:

I have never moved that fast in my life.

GUESS WHO ISN’T SLEEPING TONIGHT.

camerawatt:

kigurou-snow:

catbeard:

kigurou-snow:

Oh god I paused and captured this.

Excuse my white I go die laughing. xDD

OH GOD I’M DYING AGAIN.

oH FHGUCK

coelasquid:

beesmygod:

quixotic-gash:

I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire…

This is the most impressive cooking fuckup I’ve seen since my friend set tomato soup on fire.